| Neighbour's Secret Revealed A judge asked a defendant to please stand. You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chainsaw. From out in the audience a man shouted, Lying Pig! Silence in the court! the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel. Mongrel! yelled the man again. Quiet! yelled the judge who continued, You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill. Son of a... the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold you in contempt of court! So the man answered, I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but he never had a tool when I needed to borrow one!" *********************************** Bollywood images added:    | ||
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